Friday, September 08, 2006

The Tin Woodsman

[sung to the tune "If I only had a brain".]

Oh my life would be much sweeter
if you'd only tweak my peter,
if you'd only give it a tug.
And I'd jump right into bed
if I knew you'd give me head,
or if you'd only give it a tug.

I'm a little Chubby Checker.
I'll fuck you with my pecker.
Oh this I can't deny.
And I'd be feelin' oh so chipper
with your fingers on my zipper,
or with your hand upon my fly.


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