Monday, December 05, 2005

Ode To A Cunt

O cunt! O cunt! You beautiful creature!
Your face all covered with hair.
You look like the wing of a sparrow,
but smell like the ass of a bear.

Here's to the cut that never heals!
The more you rub it, the better it feels!
But all the soap this side of hell
can't wash away that awful smell.